Joni Renee

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grapefruits.

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Love is when I ask you where you are in the morning
and you reply from the kitchen that you are making something
I am patient, I am aching
and while I'm baking in a ray of spring sun I wonder if we're faking this
love, this crescent moon, this staking of territory wherein 

I know where you are
and you know me as well
and I know that
Someday you are going to barbecue my heart, well
I will fry yours in a vat of hot blubber
lover, loved one, please be my projection
If love is anything at all, it is just a selection
Love is a urinary tract infection, yeah, you know
You prove that you know me, you put work in affection
You hear my inflection, my culinary predilections
And after ten minutes you return to our sheets
With a plate of perfection:
You've cut my grapefruit into sections.



Why You Can't Find Love on a Television Show

It grows best in the quiet times when there are
No cameras, no prying eyes, no people there to watch it
It grows in the slow breaths and the long silences of a car ride
In the short distance between his massive shoulder and my happy one
Real love can't easily be faked or dramatized on a plasma screen because
It is complex, perfect, flawed, difficult and most of all
It hurts like drinking thumbtacks
Real love takes five minutes
and weeks and months and years to become
It knows the story behind the scars on your calves,
Your greatest fear, and what you looked liked at seven and three quarters
True love is not, cannot be, won't survive in
A contest
It’s what happens when you let go of precedents and expectations
and reveal all of yourself, privately and wholly to another soul
Save TV shows for design contests and cook offs
If we let love live, let's let love live alone

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Shacking Up

So here’s what I was thinking:

How about you and me

Clamber into a half-timbered house

and put our books

in perfect stacks

and we’ll have no more

hangups or hangovers;

no, we’ll hang out quite happily!

And let’s be quick about it;

I’m hankering for it to happen, see,

You’re the happy-go-lucky type and

I’m the harlequin with the harebrained ideas,

and I’m tired of your hard-headed hardballing.

What say we seal this hesitancy

with Hobson’s choice?